1. suctioning:

    Teacher: sit down
    Me: drank

    (via nostalgia-inpieces)

  2. nbacooldudes:

Kevin Durant — Oklahoma City Thunder
  3. bootyoptics:

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  4. iamtemporarytoday:

teatray-inthesky:

comicsncoolshit:

a bubble freezing at -10º F degrees

THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I HAVE EVER VIRTUALLY WITNESSED

degrees fahrenheit degrees
  5. White people: You have to wait for the facts before you talk about Ferguson!

    Eyewitnesses: He was on his knees with his hands up.

    Medical examiner: There was no gunpowder residue on Mike Brown, no sign of struggle, and there were entry wounds on the inside of his arms and the top of his head, implying he was on his knees with his hands up.

    Convenience store owner and clerk: There was no robbery and we didn't call the cops.

    Ferguson PD: Okay, we admit it, Wilson didn't know anything happened at the convenience store and we determined no crime was committed.

    ...

    ...

    ...

    White people: Nobody can say what happened! We still have to wait for the facts to come in!

  6. xtremersadiq:

ultrafacts:

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The reason this wasn’t aired though, is because it broke one of NIckelodeon’s rules about a show can’t acknowledge its own ending. Also the producer didn’t want kids to be sad because the ending involves them dying and going to “Cartoon Heaven”
  7. princesblouse:

    imadad3:

    firstgaydog:

    in pokemon you can battle a cop

    you can battle a cop in real life if you arent a weenie

    I can tell that it was a white person who came up with the second comment.

    (via princesblouse)